I have 99 problems and they are all ships
me: perks of being a wallflower is coming out next month!
girlfriend: 50 shades of gray will be coming out sometime, too
me: THAT BOOK DOESN'T EXIST SHUT UP
me: IT'S LIKE THE LAST AIRBENDER
me: IT DOESN'T EXIST
me: IT NEVER HAPPENED
me: WHAT AVATAR MOVIE?
me: WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
me: I HAVE NO IDEA
me: I'M HIGH
Friend: He is fluent in both English AND Sarcasm.
Friend: He has fangirls in the Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, AND Water Tribes.
Friend: He is one of Ba Sing Se's best poetry writers.
Friend: He is...Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe.
Friend: "I don't always drink mysterious beverages from unknown plants in the desert. But when I do, I prefer Cactus Jucie."
Friend: "Stay Quenched My Friends"
Me: See, THIS is why we're friends!
Friend: Goin' on Tumblr?
Me: Oh yeah.
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Me: Why is this book over
Me: Why couldn't it be longer
Me: What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
Me: Don't look at me like that
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observationdeduction-truth: that means seven more of tom hiddleston seven more of benedict cumberbatch david tennant jensen ackles martin freeman matt smith jeremey renner robert downey jr chris hemsworth LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN
What's the difference between a zombie and a fandom joke?
You can kill a zombie.
Watching LoTR with my dad
Sam: "That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived."
My dad: This place is called The PRANCING PONY, and there are only dudes here. Do the math, Sam.
Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."
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person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.
went to the kemah boardwalk and got a fish to do...